I'm so tired of all the smug predictions from pundits, cultural gatekeepers, and people who are smarter than I am. I offer my predictions for 2011 in the sincere hope that none of them really happen.
Show Biz, Culture, and lack thereof:
Transformer Optimus Prime will have a trashy love affair with a garbage truck.
In addition to "friend" status, Facebook will add "acquaintance" and "who the F#%!#K is this person?"
Wikileaks will reveal Victoria’s secret.
Yoko will join with U2 for an album called “Plastic Ono Bono.” They’ll record in mono.
The “Cowboys and Aliens” movie will trigger an insufferable number of imitations including: “Clowns and Ninjas,” “Low Riders and Pirates,” and “Republicans and Immigrants.”
To reduce the US deficit and increase his popularity, Obama will sell Louisiana back to the French.
The US Post Office will eliminate Saturday delivery and no one will notice.