Spain sues Italy over Roman Occupation

Blaming the “long, slow decline of Iberian infrastructure” on the “reckless withdrawal of Roman troops, engineers, and imperial subsidies," Spain today announced an unprecedented law suit against Italy.

Asked why they had waited over two-thousand years to complain, Spain’s Special Prosecutor argued that “it took a long time to build a solid case given that much of the evidence was intentionally buried.”

A spokeswoman for the Italian government dismissed the charges as unfounded. “Our legions left Hispania in good shape,” she said. “The Visigoths must have messed it up. Sue Germany, not us.”

 Clear Proof of Foreign Meddling!